Some weeks it feels like the market is just daring us to call bullshit. This was one of those weeks. Between AI quietly driving a natural gas boom, the government revising GDP numbers like they’re editing fan fiction, and one of the best ex-dividend lists we’ve seen in months—you’ll want to grab a coffee (or a Bobelo) and dig in.
Economic News
1️⃣ AI Boom = Natural Gas Boom
AI isn’t just chewing up GPUs—it’s chewing up power grids. Renewables can’t scale fast enough, so natural gas is filling the gap. Result? A dividend-rich sector that’s up big this year:
- EXE: +24%
- EQT: +40%
- LPG: +40%
- WMB: +33%
If you want exposure to this macro trend, start with the steady dividend payers:
- ET (7.7%)
- EPD (6.9%)
- MPLX (7.6%)
- ENB (5.5%)
- CVX (4.4%)
This isn’t a trade. It’s a decade-long story you don’t want to miss out on.
2️⃣ GDP Math Ain’t Mathing
Q2 GDP got revised up again—this time from 3.3% → 3.8%. Consumer spending was bumped from 1.9% → 2.9%, while income was revised down 1%. Prices nudged higher too.
So let’s pause: how exactly do consumers have less income, pay more for goods, and magically spend 1% more than the last two reports suggested? Either we all suddenly got better at alchemy… or the numbers are cooked.
None of this changes reality: stuff costs more, the labor market is weakening, and inflation is creeping higher. But sure, trust the data.
Top 10 IINvestments Going Ex-Dividend Next Week

This week’s list is 🔥 compared to the recent trashpanda weeks.
Breakdown:
- 3 BDCs: TRIN, KBDC, CCAP
- 3 mREITs: LIEN, EFC, STWD
- 2 Industrial REITs: IIPR, NLCP
- 1 Pharma: BMY
- 1 Tech Lender: OTF
Highlights:
- BMY: Yield looks weak vs. the pack, but EPS is projected to jump 75% over the next year, plus 18 years of dividend growth. At 15% undervalued, this is a sleeper winner.
- NLCP: Cannabis REIT (like IIPR) collecting rent on grow ops. Under the radar, but legit.
- OTF: IPO’d June 2025. Tech/software lender. If peers are the benchmark, this could pop.
We currently hold TRIN, BMY, IIPR & STWD.
Portfolio Updates
1️⃣ Watchlist Add
JRS (CEF): Yields 8.3%, ~10% undervalued, holds a fat basket of REITs. Just went ex-div 09/15, so we’ve got up to three months to snag it at the right price.
2️⃣ Retirement Portfolio
Added AEF (emerging markets ex-China). Gives us exposure outside U.S. volatility. About 10% undervalued, ~8% yield, and has been around since 1989 (battle-tested).
Added more TGT shares. Under $100 = “back up the truck” territory.
3️⃣ Vanning Portfolio
Took most cash and dumped into COIW → accelerates the CONY experiment paydown.
Also grabbed a couple shares of QQQI (using JEPQ cash) and UPS.
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